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  • Hi Mike,
    What's shakin' baby? I'm moving tomorrow! My life is bizzaro! Hope to catch up with ya soon. Let's chat!
    Di XO


    Mike,

    Some "bunny" wishes you a rawking birthday! What? You don't like my rabbits no more? Deleting my comments on your blog, heh? You suck! Happy Birthday! I got ya a special rabbit, but you'll have to come to Jersey to unwrap your gift!

    Luv,
    Di XO
    not sure if I did right> I feel so stupid on puter, but I hope you give me b+ for trying atleast, wanteda to make you my freind but not sure it happened....did you connect as a friend?
    Well, our shops are in Northeast Texas - Omaha and Daingerfield. I live in Memphis, TN right now. Still have a home in Georgetown, Texas.
    DEAR INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE:

    Enclosed you will find my 2008 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper; dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat.

    I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6) hammers valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00.

    Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5" Phillips Head screw (see aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D. pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws). One screw is enclosed for your convenience. It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.

    Sincerely,

    A Satisfied Taxpayer


    Hey Mike,

    Wow! I'm still in shock...$1,000? That's a lotta dough! I'm positive you will get more than you expected on this investment! Really enjoyed chatting with you last night, let's do it again soon!

    Di XO
    Hey Mike,
    Do you have some time to FlashChat? I would really like to talk to you about Floristware. PM me reply.
    Hey Mike,
    Well...glad to see you finally left a message on my profile page! It was great speaking to you tonight...I always adore chatting with you! Have a safe trip...enjoy jolly ole' England, especially Liverpool! Cool! Call me late night when you're there!
    ~Di XO~
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