McSweeney's Lists - These are funny

Status
Not open for further replies.

SpringCity

New Member
May 19, 2008
3,189
1,759
0
Milwaukee
State / Prov
WI
www.mcsweeneys.net <--- more here, these two are just a couple I liked

Table Names
at Our Wedding
If We Were Truthful.

BY HARRIS BLOOM

- - - -​

People We Didn't Think Would Come
People We Invited Solely Because They Invited Us to Their Weddings
Relatives We Haven't Seen in 20 Years
Wealthy People
Sorry, but You Are ...?

______



Selected Minutes
From Lolcat City
Council Meetings.

[SIZE=-1]BY CHRIS STECK[/SIZE]

[SIZE=-1]- - - -[/SIZE]​

We'z on ur lawn, fynin' ur i sor.
I can haz lodin' zone?
Stait'z in r skoolz, jerrymandrin' r diztrix!
I haz angree at skaytborderz!
We'z in ur biz, surchin' 4 bak taxz.
Y r kidz duso por on standrdiz'd testz? I blaymz skoolz! Likkr lizenz ... DNI'D!
 
Status
Not open for further replies.