If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
If you had invested $1000.00 with Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Airlines stock you would have $49.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all thebeer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg.
If you had invested $1000.00 with Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Airlines stock you would have $49.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all thebeer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg.
